With the Fourth of July just around the corner I always get excited to give back to our nation by lighting off some fireworks. Since I was a young lad I have always been a fan of being able to have the most fun via legal explosives. I want to give back and let you all know how to do this efficiently by taking the agony of searching for the best fireworks off the table. Simple: go to your local Rez or a good stand in an unincorporated county. Once there, ask for the Excalibur and buy it, $40 to $50 later you’re done. You should feel good at this point because you have just won the tournament of epic affordable firework displays, relish in the glory, stand back, and please drink responsibly.